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one day a lollipop was walking down the street, showing off its brightly coloured swirls. "look at me! feast your eyes!" it said. "hahaha i am so big and colourful and swirly and people like looking at me!"the lollipop snarled contemptuously at all the ordinary sweets staring at him in envy."i am special! i am unique! i am in high demand!", it continually shouted, strutting its glucose/fructose-laden self. "hahaha, you gobstopper, you look so small and stupid! not like ME! muahahaha!" it stuck its tongue out at the little round sweet."how are you today, mr chocolate? you are brown! brown is a disgusting colour! look at ME! i am green and white and yellow and white and blue! and orange! mauahahaha. are you jealous? are you? are you????"then the chocolate said, "yeah but at least i give people endorphins", trying to console itself.but the lollipop had strutted away by then.suddenly, a giant turd fell from the sky and smothered the lollipop.the end.UPDATE: une grosse merde a tombé du ciel! that means, the giant turd fell from the sky, in FRENCH.
