i'm sitting here in my room feeling as left out as ever because,
am i in malaysia enjoying the fabulous company of my friends,
soaking in the presence of God,
staying up all night eating cup noodles and playing shanghai while talking endlessly about crap, hearing eliz complain that i leave my bras lying around in the hotel room,
eating nice buffet food and camwhoring to the world's end?
no! no, i'm not! why? because of melbourne! stupid melbourne and its stupid term schedules.